Monday, January 15, 2007

New Liturgical Ministry

I knew there was a reason I was shying away from becoming an usher, uh, sorry, Minister of Hospitality.

I now know the Holy Spirit has been holding me in reserve for use as a beadle. Why else would I be so tall and big (okay, fat) and bald if I wasn't born to be a bouncer beadle. I suppose the name will have to be changed. Off the top of my head I'm thinking Enforcement Ministers or Ministers of Extra-Ordinary Wrath would be good.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ministers of Extra-Ordinary Wrath has my vote!

1/15/2007 04:46:00 PM  
Blogger RobK said...

I love the re-wording. In my diocese, we don't like to call parishes, "parishes" anymore. They are "faith communities."

2/22/2007 09:28:00 PM  

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